Day 19 - Worst

I Want a Hippopontamus for Christmas - Gayla Peevey

Picture it: You are a musician. You want to be taken seriously, maybe have a big hit or two, go down in history for your true artistic talent.
Then you go and make this.
What a train wreck.
Thank goodness this song seems to have not become a huge, overplayed radio hit in modern culture. I simply couldn't stand it.