Day 5 - Worst

December 5

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus - The Ronettes



Children belong in bed on Christmas Eve (and other nights.) They should not be sneaking around in the middle of the night spying on Mommy and whoever she decides to kiss.
At best, Santa Claus is "Daddy" and the child has only been scarred by seeing Santa doing something he shouldn't.
At worst, Santa is NOT Daddy, and Mommy is doing something that is certainly not in the Christmas spirit.

In the interest of being politically correct, here is another version that I find equally upsetting about DADDY kissing Santa Claus.